I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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