I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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