She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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