Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so let's talk penis.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
God, I missed his penis.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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