Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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