Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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