Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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