I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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