I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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