wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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