Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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