hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
