He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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