What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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