Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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