I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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