sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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