Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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