Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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