he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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