pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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