I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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