8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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