i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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