yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
