i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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