I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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