did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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