WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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