Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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