Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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