We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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