You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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