Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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