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(859): View more from Kentucky

Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete

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(925): View more from California

2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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(702): View more from Nevada

So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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(325): View more from Texas

I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room

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(301): View more from Maryland

Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie

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(816): View more from Missouri

Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown

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(646): View more from New York

I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.

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