I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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