My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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