That's intense
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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