you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Terrible idea I love it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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