Do you still have your period?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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