I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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