Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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