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But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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