Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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