NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
