i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's rum buckets o'clock
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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