Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
