Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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