i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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