he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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