If i come over, it means nothing
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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