Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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