It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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