She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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