did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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