He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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