My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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