no. you can't hotbox the world.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I FOUND THE LEGS
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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